- Born
- Crawled
- Walked
- Nearly died
- Lost my tonsils
- Lost my baby teeth
- Moved to Indiana
- Went to elementary school
- Won the spelling bee three times
- Discovered the Internet
- Went to junior high
- Had my first kiss
- Taught myself Visual Basic
- Met my high school sweetheart
- Grew my hair to my shoulders
- Almost got expelled, multiple times
- Went to high school
- Met the girl I would marry
- Switched to Linux
- Spent far too much time switching between Debian, Slackware and Red Hat
- Learned to drive
- Graduated from high school
- Switched to a Mac
- Went to Purdue
- Experienced my first heartbreak
- Failed out of Computer Science after 1 semester
- Went to the University of Southern Indiana
- Went back to Purdue
- Graduated Purdue (but not for Computer Science!)
- Started Second Gear
- Learned Objective-C
- Released Today for OS X
- Got an iPhone
- Built PocketTweets with Robert Andersen
- Released a native iOS app
- Started FuckingNDA.com
- Quit the App Store
- Did a radio show for a year
- Did a radio segment for two years after that
- Got married
- Moved back to Central Indiana
- Organized Indie+Relief with Garrett Murray and raised $143,872 for charity
- Started public speaking
- Went back to the App Store with Elements
- Dealt with a lot of health stuff
- Got a divorce
- Sold everything and moved to San Francisco
- Shipped HotelTonight’s iPad app
- Went to Hipstamatic
- Became an uncle
- Made some great friends
- Got laid off at Hipstamatic before I could ship anything
- Sold everything that didn’t fit into four boxes and drove to Colorado
- Turned 30
Here’s to another thirty years.